- Uni Stuff. I read

No em digueu que no en teniu un/a que faci el mateix.

"I pretend to give you a lecture, but actually I've just been reading from the notes word for word"

Don't tell me you've ever had any of them do exactly the same as this one.

- Les Retallades Pt. 1

La Generalitat ha començat les retallades, començant pel departament de Salut (representat per l'hospital de Bellvitge) i el departament d'universitats (representat per l'edifici històric de la UB)

The Catalan Government: "Let's go ahead with the cutbacks"
The Catalan Health Department: "No! Oh, please, no!"
The Catalan Government: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
The Catalan Government: "Next!"
The Catalan Department of Universities: "Oh my god!"

The buildings represent the various protagonists above. This refers to the current political situation in Catalunya, where the government has made serious cutbacks to Health and Universities.

- Uni Stuff. The Door

"It's said that "this" door only opens up once every 1,000 years"

*sound of the door opening"

*WHAM!*

"woops..."

Aquella sensació de quan t'abandonen al mig d'una d'aquelles classes taaaan avorrides.

The feeling of being abandoned in one of these sooo boring lectures.

- Uni Stuff. Getting Bored

Quantes maneres hi ha per perdre el temps en les classes avorrides?

How many ways of wasting time can you think of for these boring lectures?

- Uni Stuff. Doubts

Això és un homenatge a aquells professors que porten anys a la facultat i encara no s'han modernitzat.

"Are you coming to the bar?"

"Nope, I have a meeting with the teacher"

"Oh, Ok"

"Oooh, the guy with the doubts, come in, come in, take a sit"

This is a tribute for all those teachers that have been in the faculty for a very long time and still live in the stone age.

- Uni Stuff. Sneeze

Que visquin els esternuts que arriben a tercera fila!

"AAAAAAAAA..."

"Oh my God, take cover!"

"...CHOOOO!"

*Sorry*

Pretty self explanatory.

- Uni Stuff. El/La Catedràtic/a

Realment... perquè pregunten. El rol professor-alumne em sembla que està massa limitat, a vegades.

- Uni Stuff. Incoherències?

Exigeixo la pistola de suicidi d'alumnes!

"Teleological... Exogenous... Auxology"

"I always work with two dictionaries"

"You must too study with one or two dictionaries" (as "too" instead of "also" refering that she uses dictionaries, but she still gets basic grammar mistakes)

I request the students' suicide gun.

- Uni Stuff. Eating in Class

Sometimes they just don't get it.