- Uni Stuff. Incoherències?

Exigeixo la pistola de suicidi d'alumnes!

"Teleological... Exogenous... Auxology"

"I always work with two dictionaries"

"You must too study with one or two dictionaries" (as "too" instead of "also" refering that she uses dictionaries, but she still gets basic grammar mistakes)

I request the students' suicide gun.

- Uni Stuff. Eating in Class

Sometimes they just don't get it.

- Circle O'Life

We all know Zombies are at the top of the food chain.

Tots sabem que els Zombies estan a dalt de la cadena alimentària.

- Star Wars 1

Ah, the paternity tests.

"Luke, t'he de tallar la mà per fer-ne proves i descobrir si sóc el teu PARE"

"Què collons?!"

Ah, els tests de paternitat.

- All Stars 2

I love Stevie Wonder, and he was there too!

*El partit de les Estrelles va ser tan bo que fins i tot l'Stevie Wonder el va poder veure*

- All Stars 1

Pretty self-explanatory.

(Rihanna cantant un dels seus èxits)

Justin Bieber: "Ho... La Rihanna la fan cantar durant el cap de setmana de les estrelles i a mi no. És injust"

- Burocracy and Business Pt.2

Why did it have to be me?

Perquè m'havia de tocar a mi?

- Burocracy and Business Pt.1

Don't you just wish they would tell you that before you waited there for 2 hours for your turn?

De veritat que no et poden avisar que no t'atendran només entrar enlloc d'esperar 2 hores?

- Blazers 1

*Al despatx de'n Richie Cho*

"Com et puc ajudar, Nate?"

"Hem de trobar una solució pel tema dels "genolls" urgentment!"

"Oh, ja ho hem arreglat, això!"

- Tribute to Don Hertzfeldt

Això és un homenatge a Don Hertzfeldt (animador i dibuixant).

This is a tribute to Don Hertzfeldt (animator and comic cartoonist).

- Uni Stuff Pt.2

Continuació de: Uni Stuff Pt.1

Check first: Uni Stuff Pt.1

Aquestes classes tan insuportablement avorrides...

Those so awfully boring lectures...

(talking in a southern spanish accent) "The Himports... The Hexports... HSpain... Bla bla bla"

"This is Heverything for today"

"Did you get anything?" : /

- Uni Stuff Pt.1

La situació aquella d'estar matriculat amb un bon professor i l'aula està plena, i et demana que marxis perquè a l'altra classe no hi ha assistència.

The classy situation in which you sign up with a good teacher, and he has to ask you to go because in the other classroom, the other teacher has no students attending to the lectures.

"Next week, we'll split the classroom in two in order to do the exercises. Today the left side of the class stays, and the rest go, please go to the classroom number 104"

*One week later*

"I know it sucks, but today the right side of the classroom has to go through the 104's hell."

"Fuck..."

"Okay, let's get started"

- Chop The Onions

We all know they smell (and how!), but our fellow friends should find out by themselves at home.

"Farem una mica de salsa de tomàquet"

"Ja tallo jo la ceba"

*El dia següent*

Sabem que fan mala olor (i de quina manera!), però potser que els nostres companys ho esbrinin ells mateixos a casa seva.

- Annoying Moskitoes

Not gonna trust you if you tell me you've never been woken by one of these little cabrones.

No et creuré si em dius que mai t'han despertat aquests petits tocacollons.